This was recently in the Seattle Paper... The title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a
pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,
and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor. "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said.....
"A pumpkin? ..... ****...is it midnight already?"
2007-08-26 09:23:01 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my mouth actually dropped open....that is pretty funny.
2007-09-01 17:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course "The great Pumpkin" later picked Aylor out of a lineup as the "sumbitch that assaulted my sister"
2007-08-26 10:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time i became into advised, "Get in the van "beeotch", i've got have been given candy including your call on it". long tale brief, the candy became into scrumptious. I merely could now not take a seat down for a pair days...oh nicely.
2016-12-31 06:02:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darn!! I was just going to post this joke.
It's a good one, and you are faster than me.
Keep on posting the good ones.
DE
2007-08-27 21:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That drunk could think fast on his feet.
I am still laughing.
2007-08-31 07:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha>>>>>>>>>>>>
2007-08-31 21:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's crazy
2007-08-26 09:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great.
2007-08-26 09:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-31 06:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....too cute thanks for the laughs :)
2007-08-26 09:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋