The Buttocks
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
So, the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2007-08-26 09:07:54 · 17 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!
That really is a funny joke. Keeps you reading right down to the bottom end. LOL.
Add another star for you!
Thanks.
DE
2007-08-26 19:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up! Nothing like a good mother in law joke!
2007-08-26 16:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,that's the best joke i've hear this week.
u r very funny person fishineasy,i liked almost all of ur jokes especially the kid and his mother about his future mind.
2007-08-27 08:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA i loved the ending cause it was saying that she was kissing her ***!!! lol omg this is funng!!!
2007-08-26 18:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok no hard feelings.No and ewwwwwwwwwwww
2007-08-26 19:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome, I laughed my face off!!
2007-08-26 16:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Hempy Daughter of None 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! A star's coming you're way!
2007-08-26 16:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha niiice lol im laffing =)))
2007-08-26 16:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh
2007-08-26 17:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! thats funny!
2007-08-26 16:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋