A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts out, “Doctor, kiss me!” The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of ethics to kiss her.
About 20 minutes later the woman shouts again, “Doctor, please, kiss me just once!” Again he refuses apologetically but says that as a doctor he simply cannot kiss her.
Finally another 15 minutes pass, and the exasperated woman pleads with the doctor, “Doctor, doctor, please kiss me just once!”
“Look,” says the doctor. “I am sorry. I just can’t kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn’t even be screwing you.”
2007-08-26 09:03:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats a good one, poor girl.......have a star
2007-08-26 09:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try taking an anatomy and physiology class. Slitting the jugular is the quickest way to kill just about any mammal on earth (including humans and cattle), not to mention the least painful, as unconsciousness is practically instantaneous due to the sudden drop in blood pressure.
2016-05-18 03:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thatz screwed up lol but funny
2007-08-26 09:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-26 09:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lololololol that is so funny!!! roflmao!! thats messed up!!
2007-08-26 09:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by I~LOVE~BATMAN 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Woops.....LOL
2007-08-26 09:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋