YOU CAN DISSAGREE! BUT HOW MANY OF YA OUT THERE KNOWS WHAT A DEMON IS? I'LL BET MOST OF YA LEARN ABOUT SUCH IN THE MOVIES! OR YOU'D HOLD YOUR TOUNGUE!
2007-08-26 08:59:25 · 6 answers · asked by hamoh10 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why can't all of us learn to write English? It isn't difficult if you put your mind to it. You will find that people will take your outbursts more seriously if they are written well and spelt correctly. Just because it is possible to write continuously in upper case does not mean you have to do so.
Which sciptures do you want me to learn? I have read the Bible, the Koran, the Bhagavad Gita and even the Book of Mormon. I have no wish to learn any of them, I have better things to do.
2007-08-26 09:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by tentofield 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, let's see... you believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced, by a talking snake with legs, to eat from a magical tree... (etc.)... and you think that there is something horribly wrong with people who ARE NOT so gullible and droolingly stupid as to believe such outrageously ridiculous codswallop.
You believe in...
* a universe in which all that exists are the earth and heaven
* solid 'firmament' structure (the sky) separating the earth from heaven (terrarium earth)
* talking snakes (with legs) and donkeys
* shepherd staff turning into an asp
* demons chased out of people and into pigs
* woman turning into a pillar of salt
* friendly spirits
* evil spirits
* walking on water
* multiplying loaves and fishes
* food falling from the sky
* conception by a child-molesting ghost
* people raising from the dead
* the sun stopping in its tracks
* parting the sea
* people being bodily sucked up into heaven (which, by the way, lies on the 'other side' of the sky)
* world-wide flood that drowned the earth to a depth of 40 feet above the tallest mountain
* creating people from dust bunnies and ribs
* magical tree of knowledge
* invisible, magical sky-fairy (god) speaking from a burning bush
* ritual cannibalism, by eating god in the form of a cracker (thank you Sam)
Sorry, Buckwheat... you don't have any credibility with sane people.
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2007-08-26 09:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Demons, bogeymen and monsters are all made up to scare people into behaving..
2007-08-26 09:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why on God's Green Earth would I want to do that?
2007-08-26 09:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll read your scriptures after you read the god delusion by Dawkins.
2007-08-26 09:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Devil'sadvocate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know where you can shove your demons and scriptures pal.
2007-08-26 09:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋