A panda walks into a bar and orders a packet of crisps. He eats them, then pulls out a gun and shoots the barman. Then he walks out of the bar.
The other barman, confused and shocked, looks up 'panda' in the dictionary and realises what happened.
'Panda - eats shoots and leaves'
2007-08-26 08:15:47 · 29 answers · asked by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg,,,i love it,,,,i`m rolling on the floor
2007-08-26 08:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by rhardfrumnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got one for u. a red bull walks in to a bar. sits down at the bar and attracts the attention of the bartender. he asks for a pint and minutes later the bartender comes up to him and says. "Hey wait a minute don't we have a drink named after you" and the bull replied. "what Kevin" thank you very much im here all week,
2016-05-18 03:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex girlfriend said thats all i did when i went round to hers too
maybe my totem is a panda
2007-09-01 21:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
pandas eat shoots (fresh young growth of a plant stem) and leaves (on plants)
2007-08-26 08:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that one but I have to admit that I have heard the other version. Still good though
2007-09-02 23:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No were in the dictionary does it say he has to kill any thing and any way how does he hold the gun "and" pull the trigger?
2007-08-30 23:47:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats funny! i like it! 10/10
2007-08-26 08:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by Hedwig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL nice one
2007-09-02 17:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by ZV 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee, hee, hee!
Good one!
10/10 here have a star! *
2007-08-26 08:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i've heard this one.
i love it since pandas
are my favorite animals.
:]
2007-08-26 08:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by Janelle C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok a nice clean one thanks
lol
2007-09-02 23:03:14 · answer #11 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋