I am doing an experiment to create a beautiful woman on the basis of what Charles Darwin said in his Origin of Species (i have it right here):
"all the conditions for the first production of a living organism" could be met "in some warm little pond with all sorts of ammonia and phosphoric salts, light, heat, electricity, etc. present".
i have made a small pond in the yard, have all sorts of salt, have electricity and plenty of light, but where can i get ammonia and what does he mean by etc.?
2007-08-26 08:01:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hmm i thought i could easily make a beautiful companion - eventually concubines - but it seems i cannot :-)))
2007-08-26 08:20:35 · update #1
Here's how it was previously accomplished: God noticed one day that Adam was morose and after some discussion, God offered to make whatever would please him; so Adam said "I love the animals, but I need something more like me, something beautiful that I can talk to and hold gently to my chest; something encouraging, thoughful, kind; something I can cherish, love forever and have my breath taken away by its very sight". So God said, "I can do that, but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg." So Adam thinks for a moment and then asks, "What can you make me for this extra rib?"
2007-08-28 03:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Darwin was wrong you need more than just some warm little pond with all sorts of ammonia and phosphoric salts, light, heat, electricity, etc. present. You also need a patiences or a time machine. Because evolution takes alot of time.
2007-08-26 18:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by jetthrustpy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you turn to page one in your bible where it says "In the beginning...", I'm sure you find your familiar words of comfort where the world was created in six days and a talking snake tricked a woman into eating a magical knowledge-giving apple thereby forcing the alien creator of all that is to banish the woman and her male partner from the First Class lounge in the garden.
Did I mention the woman is made from one of the man's ribs? I musn't forget that--that's an important part of the story of our origins!
2007-08-26 15:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by Here..have some Kool-Aid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is related with science and Almighty or Nature for those who have no faith on Almighty. According to the history of science,the science is not truth and its any theory can be failed as pointed out our great Physicists. On the other hand,science is itself in initial stage due to the fact that scientists could not be able to predict Natural Disasters such as Earth Quakes,Heart Attack etc. Although,an effort has been making to predict such phenomens(see,http://www.yelloasia.com,p.2,software,India,Singapore,and also in Noble Prize Country: http://www.datorannonser.se/annons.php?1322681.) As stated by questioner,When scientists can not about death and other phenomena and how they may be able to produce a beautiful woman according to the definition of beauty as said by Lord Krishna: Among all the qualities of Men & women "I am there? among the women, beautiful woman I lie there? There are certain phenomena where we to leave on Almighty or Nature and accordingly,it seems impossible by scientists to produce a beautiful woman according to our desire. I thank to the questioner to ask the questioner to ask question about the progress of science and its relation with Almighty or Nature.
2007-08-26 19:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by misraop2004 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Idiot. Didn't you read the instruction manual? Have one of your ribs removed, and it will turn into a woman.
The method you are trying will take 3 billion years or so. Do you have that long? Also, you are several trillion gallons short of the water called for in the recipe.
2007-08-26 15:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you seen the movie "Weird Science"? You might get some good ideas from watching that.
atheist
2007-08-26 15:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
ETC: (evolutionistic; noun): "That which is necessary to create the complex from nothing, i.e., God, and/or a catchall word used to create a facade of logic where none exits"
2007-08-26 15:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by lady_phoenix39 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, oh. The missing ingredient. You may wind up with a female porcupine instead.:)
2007-08-26 15:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Careful there Hephaistos, do you want to really create something you will never be able to control?
2007-08-26 15:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by Erzulie Dantor 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
etc is usually used when some-one has run out of ideas - like how to make life.
2007-08-26 15:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by cheir 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋