Okay,please tell me what you think of these jokes.No rude comments please.Pleae star if you like!
(Stargate Atlantis)
How many McKays does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 (if it's Rodney),but he'll need at least 3 people to yell at while he's doing it!
(Star Wars)
Did you hear what happened to the spoon ?
No,what?
It became one with the forks!
What's the name of the nastiest alligator in the universe?
Darth Gator!
Thanks!
P.S. If you have any sci-fi (or regular) jokes (they have to be clean) please share!
2007-08-26 07:45:50 · 10 answers · asked by Karate Kid 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You aren't going to believe this... but just last Monday I was looking out of my back window and saw a flying saucer land in my back yard.
It was a little bitty flying saucer about 2-feet around. I went out to check it out when a little bitty door opened and several little bitty men walked out.
They began looking under leaves, and twigs, and things. I asked them, "Hey little bitty men, what are you looking for?"
They said, "Little bitty women."
2007-08-26 07:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by steven5ball 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Very good. Here's some more:
(Stargate)
How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. McKay to complain about having to change the lightbulb, Zelenka to say his family didn't have electricity and Sam to threaten McKay with a lemon and actually change the lightbulb!
How many SG teams does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to change the lightbulb and five to rescue the first team!
How to get an alien device to work:
Thor: Beam it up, study it, decide it's hazardous and get help from the humans.
Vala: Kick it.
O'Neill: Get Carter.
Jackson: Read the label.
McKay: Complain about it till someone threatens him and then get it working in three minutes.
2007-08-26 08:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Bet 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Nice! Freaken Mckay...
2007-08-26 10:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love McKay. Sorry I don't have any jokes to add though.
2007-08-26 15:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
goood 1
2007-08-26 08:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by Genius 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the one about the alligator was cute keep em comin
2007-08-26 08:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 08:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May the forks be with you!!
2007-08-26 07:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Mark F 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
pretty good here's a *
2007-08-26 07:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Unseen-and-Unheard 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
umm.. interesting
2007-08-26 09:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by I~LOVE~BATMAN 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋