A girl was complaining to her friend that she was constantly being teased about being so dumb.
"Do something to prove them wrong," her friend suggested. "Learn all 50 capitals of the states or something."
The girl thinks this is a great idea, so she locks herself up in a room to study.
The next weekend she goes to a party and says, "I can name the capital of all 50 states."
One person says, "Ok, what's the capital of Montana?"
"I know this, I know this! The capital of Montana is M!"
2007-08-26 06:48:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good I liked that,,,have a star
2007-08-26 08:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One,
Heres Another
This Is A Reason Parents Have High Blood Preasure.
A Man Walks Into His Sons Room And Sees That There Is A Letter On The Table Saying Dad. Fearing The Worst He Trembles And Slowly Reads The Letter. He Read In His Head:
Dear Dad,
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant, and I'm the father! Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2007-08-26 19:11:43 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 20:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey SCOTTY961 your not funny no one actually asked if YOU knew what it was so shut up nobody cares if you know it or not
As for the joke, I thought it was creative. Here's a star.
2007-08-26 13:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
So wheres the joke?
2007-08-26 15:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is there a joke in there somewhere?
2007-08-26 13:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK for a seven year old.
2007-08-26 14:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
was the girl a blonde?
(nice one by the way)
2007-08-26 14:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by flirt_4_fire 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice joke.
2007-08-26 14:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI, its Helena
2007-08-26 13:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by SCOTTY961 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋