A blonde was driving down the road on her way to Disneyland. Suddenly she saw a sign on one side of the road saying 'Disneyland left'.
So she, disapointed, turned around and went home.
2007-08-26 06:23:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha. that's funny. here's one.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
2007-08-26 06:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by Niki B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 13:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny
feel sorry for the blonde one
2007-08-26 06:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by anniegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-26 06:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is really sad but kinda funny
2007-08-26 06:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor T. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny
2007-08-26 07:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd it but its still funny
2007-08-26 06:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!
i had to read it like 5 times to get what it ment!!
OMG THAT IS FREAKIN AMAZING!
2007-08-26 06:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by Simplyiinlove♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, what an idoit.Just kidding
Nice joke.
2007-08-26 06:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by Italian Man Man Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aawwww... that'll be one sad blonde! ha!ha!ha!
2007-08-26 06:34:56 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋