Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car pass the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate Embrace". Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly, "MUMMY, MUMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it Tonight."
2007-08-26 05:13:29 · 29 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and "....then Daddy and Aunt Jane
did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy."
2007-08-26 05:14:40 · update #1
hahahahaaa bet mummy wished the ground would open and swallow her up!!!
good one dagger ............................ lmfao!!!!!
2007-08-26 05:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lol!
i read some pretty funny stories but this one was the best so far.
i should tell that to one of my friends.
2007-08-26 10:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never try to use kids in that type of battle, you never know what the little darlings are going to say?
Didn't see it coming, excellent.
2007-08-26 06:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao both caught in the act by the kid and both got ratted out. too funny bet that dinner was hard to swallow. star for you hun
2007-08-26 06:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-26 14:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Brilliant!! I didnt see that one coming!
2007-08-26 05:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
I was not expecting the ending.
ahahahahahhahha
2007-08-26 10:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by Banana Butt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moral- listen to the WHOLE STORY before interupting
2007-08-26 07:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaaaaaa, you got me there. A great start, but can you keep it up?????
2007-08-26 07:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, daggers on form today
starred
2007-08-26 07:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! I totally wasn't expecting that! lmfao
2007-08-26 07:15:20 · answer #11 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋