In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
2007-08-26 03:14:50 · 11 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha good ones. I have some antidepressants and couple of the side effects are: may cause depression, and May cause suicidal thoughts.
Also the sleeping tablets may cause sleeplessness!
:-)))
2007-08-26 06:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seen it before, but funny. How about this sign near where I work: Free Chocolate for a year at Cannons Health Club
2016-04-02 00:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehhe loved these jim, my favorites were On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
and
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness
these all rock my friend keep em coming and thanks for the giggles and laughs
2007-08-26 05:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Nytol one has had me sniggering for years!!
Thanks again Jim!!
2007-08-26 03:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaa, loved them jim.
2007-08-26 03:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Again good ones!
2007-08-26 04:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved the chainsaw one =)
cheers
2007-08-26 08:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. if those are true that's funny
2007-08-26 10:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Albino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little puggy x haha x
2007-08-26 05:12:43 · answer #9 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-26 23:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋