First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, Theres something hes needing
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing...........
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing
2007-08-26 00:20:33 · 6 answers · asked by unity 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nicely arrranged. Thanks. It is differen.
2007-08-26 01:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahahahahahaha So Funny.
But why you girl the one who tell the joke?
2007-08-26 11:22:14 · answer #2 · answered by seed of eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And He made her naked.........too bad we all couldn't enjoy that beauty. A serpent with an apple got in the way.
2007-08-26 07:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one I like it
2007-08-26 07:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by jobees 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great,I like this.
2007-08-26 07:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.Bears 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke :-)))
2007-08-26 07:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by aleksandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋