>
>
> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father
> 6. a master
> 7. a chef
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organizer
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
> 44. compassionate
>
> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>
> 45. give her compliments regularly
> 46. love shopping
> 47. be honest
> 48. be very rich
> 49. not stress her out
> 50. not look at other girls
>
> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>
> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give
> her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of
> space, never worrying about where she goes
>
> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>
> 54. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Bring food and beer!!!!!! -
2007-08-25 22:11:00 · 15 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a tall order....LOL!!! Maybe you are right .Just be naked and give him a beer.
2007-08-25 22:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Flynn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it takes 54 (even more) men to keep a women happy,but only 2 for a man !!!
2007-08-26 05:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by adnan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think all the ladies are like that , may be some , but if some one is like that she won't have a long relationship.
2007-08-26 05:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are happier, by and large! Women are absolutely happy, because most men are all that, and plus! (survival secrets!)
2007-08-26 05:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah! The truth at last!
2007-08-26 05:16:44 · answer #5 · answered by binreddy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
See, I'm not that way. I'm low maintanence. I can't stand plumbers.
2007-08-26 05:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by iamawitch06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or you can try being yourself and not something that YOU think she may want.
2007-08-26 05:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Fabulous 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you forgot to mention you have to look hot. ;)
2007-08-26 05:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! Excellent! :]
2007-08-26 05:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by Karen B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha we are not that bad lol
2007-08-26 05:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋