2007-08-25 20:55:42 · 31 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would say, "I think I need a hair cut" and then turn off the light and walk away from the mirror.
2007-08-25 21:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you know..back when I was in the Army...we used to have a lot of young men do a lot of strong brave talk...and when it came time to put on the parachute, load the plane and head south...something happened. The braver one talked on the ground, the more frightened he looked as we got closer to the drop zone.
As for what I would say...well...it would take me some time to get my voice back. And then remember...that what I say next would be the first thing I had a chance to say to God.....I'd want it to be "perfect", something like "thank you heavenly Father for loving me." .... but knowing how excited I will be, I will probably just say "wow wow wow wow...WOW WOW YEEE-HAA!!"
After I regained my composure, I'd probably ask Him if it was alright to sit in the corner and listen to everyone else. Especially the doubters.
I've heard two good answer..."So, I was wrong" and "sorry for doubting you." I really got a big kick out of reading all the dribble about how they would stand before Him and make harsh accusations...maybe even cuss Him out.
Something tells me I'm hearing many a strong, brave word, but we haven't left land yet... *wink*
2007-08-26 10:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by Last Stand 2010 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm... prolly "Why the hell where you thinking when you drowned the entire earth, killed all first born sons, turned water into blood, made it rain frogs, set bushes on fire just to communicate, made your son die such a brutal death, carved dumb laws into stone, made a poor whale swallow a man, had mose part the sea, and gave jesus the power to turn perfectly good drinking water into an alcaholic beverage??? I mean, do you have some kind of complex that makes you think you had to scare the **** out of people so that they will worship you? ever heard the phrase "you catch more flys with honey, than vinegar?" Hello? Are we sure your not nuts?"
yeah that sounds about right... lol
2007-08-26 04:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by Tonya Kelly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont know if I'd be able to speak. Id be too in awe of his glory. Or I might fall down at his feet in shame and weep because of all of the hurt i cause him, and yet he still loved me unmeasurably.
2007-08-26 04:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Tasha Marie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's with Donald Trumps hair?
2007-08-26 04:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask for His I-card or Passport or anything to prove his identity.There after we shall TALK,real good.
2007-08-26 04:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gidday Sport. I thought I'd never see you in this neighbourhood.
2007-08-26 04:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do a better job or sod off
2007-08-26 04:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him I was wrong and that he's not a product of a man-made superstition. I would also tell him what a nasty, war-mongering, bloodthirsty piece of work he is.
Fortunately he's creation of man.
2007-08-26 04:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh, so you do exist. I have a few questions, so take a seat. You want a beer?
2007-08-26 04:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by St John the Blasphemist 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋