what he wore under his kilt.
"Reach up there and find out."
She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's
gruesome!"
"Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand back
up there, it'll grow some more!"
....
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow dung and dives down toward her.
"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but is this stool taken?"
2007-08-25 20:05:32 · 6 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the second one is not my fault
2007-08-25 20:09:10 · update #1
a sCOTSMAN WIN!
2007-08-25 20:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooo . i think the second one was too hillarious , mate .
well all off sudden the second fly came and dived in the stool yelling wow its a stool pool . lol
RTTAIPMS(runnin to the toilet after i puke myself )
2007-08-25 20:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I don't like either one.
2007-08-25 20:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one is funnier
2007-08-25 20:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yuck
2007-08-25 20:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, they are gay.
2007-08-25 20:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋