Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
2007-08-25 19:01:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-25 22:02:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
what's it observed as while a blonde dyes her hair brown? . . . synthetic Intelligence!! How do you drown a blonde? . . . Tape her own exhilaration device to the backside of the swimming pool!! What do you call a blonde using in a convertible? . . . A Wind Tunnel!! it is been reported that blondes have extra exciting . . . the reality is that people assume so little of them that they simply have scads of loose time!!
2016-10-09 06:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown? . . . Artificial Intelligence!!
How do you drown a blonde? . . . Tape her personal pleasure device to the bottom of the swimming pool!!
What do you call a blonde riding in a convertible? . . . A Wind Tunnel!!
It's been said that blondes have more fun . . . The reality is that people expect so little of them that they just have scads of free time!!
2007-08-25 19:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I really love Blondes
2007-08-25 20:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde jokes always make me laugh. Maybe it's because I am not blonde. lol
2007-08-25 22:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!
I am NOT an idiot, I get straight A's, I am NOT the poplular idiot!
So, no, the last one, there HAVE been sightins of inteleget blondes!
2007-08-27 11:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Crazygirl ♥ aka GT 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol as the only non-blonde in my family i laughed a lot!
2007-08-25 19:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmaooooooo. agen nice one mate
what does blonde say when she cant catch any fish during fishing???
gosh i forgot to fill the swimming pool with water . lol
2007-08-25 19:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
a blond walks into a bar,,,she doesn`t say ouch
2007-08-25 19:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by rhardfrumnc 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahhahay
you are funny
2007-08-26 23:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋