What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
Matt!
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight.
George Gobel
2007-08-25 18:59:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
enjoyed those. thanks
2007-08-25 22:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaahhahahaha! I love the kamikaze one!
2007-08-25 19:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a guy who has no arms or legs who just hangs around the house? . . . Art!!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who is trying to swim? . . . Bob!!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who is trying to water ski? . . . Skip!!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who is wedged under your car? . . . Jack!!
Little Johnny knocked on a door, and when a woman opened the door he asked her "Mrs Smith, can Timmy come out to play?"
Mrs Smith replied "but Johnny, you know that Timmy has no arms or legs."
Johnny said "yeah, we know, but we were gonna play baseball, and we need a second base!"
2007-08-25 19:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
properly first factor im gonna say he won't be working by using fact he made various money interior the previous and shop it so he colud in basic terms be residing off his saving so Dont decide people Plus ur in basic terms jealous of him
2016-10-09 06:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl with no arms or legs wants to get fucked,,,threw her in the pool
2007-08-25 19:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by rhardfrumnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard some of them before but they are still good.
2007-08-25 21:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok some of these are really stupid but some funny
2007-08-25 19:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by linkielock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ♥ it, especially the last one. star for you.
2007-08-27 06:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by lovelovelove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-27 04:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-25 19:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah
mental
2007-08-26 23:25:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋