Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It's either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
"The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide"
2007-08-25 18:54:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh oh
you in trouble again
I'm a blonde
bend over
2007-08-26 23:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved them all, especially the lawyer's one!
2007-08-25 21:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two cannibals are fixing to eat supper,,,one says,"i don`t like your mother-in-law" ,the other says,,"fine,,just eat the potatoes"
2007-08-25 19:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by rhardfrumnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooo . funny mate . lol
2007-08-25 19:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-27 04:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're all good. mainly the first one lol
2007-08-25 18:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-26 00:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great, keep 'em coming !
2007-08-25 19:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG another funny joke to start the day. Thanks.
2007-08-25 21:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋