I want to stay clear of that man...last thing i need is to catch a case of The Gay from him. BTW, how on earth did he go about catching it? What was he doing?
Makes you wonder.............
2007-08-25 17:28:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well he denied it until the very last, when they found it was true then he was guilty of sexual misconduct or something. He should just come out and admit he likes the weenie.
But I think he caught the Gay by..ahem...a few injections, but not the medical kind if you know what I mean. Not that there is anything wrong with that mind you.
2007-08-25 17:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by Lethal Dose Of American Hatred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He started going to a tanning bed and started listening to Celine Dion. He probably picked gay up from some perspiration on a machine at the gym.
He was so gay he could sit on a popsicle stick and tell you the flavor.
2007-08-25 17:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, Ted Haggard was never cured of "The Gay." He can't be cured because he IS gay. End of Story.
2007-08-25 17:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by bobrekrabold 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I believe God exposed this man's sin to the world just as He did Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart in the news media years ago. God will not be mocked.
2007-08-25 17:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by sandy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really doubt he was gay in the first place.
I believe he just got high and horny and wanted to do it with a few guys. that does NOT make him gay, It just makes him a sexual deviant.
2007-08-25 17:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needs to have a one night stand with a gay man... and see if he likes it or not. and if he doesn't like it,,, then he needs to divorce his wife and get a thin young pretty woman.
2016-05-18 00:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sure hes currently taking donations to help cure him of this dreaded illness
2007-08-25 17:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by nick m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ted has been washed in the blood of the Lamb.
I hope you know what that means.
Pastor Art
2007-08-25 17:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I wonder why he always curls his lips out like he's mentally handicapped...
2007-08-25 17:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tanjo22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHEN HE FINISHED HIS DAYS AT WORK, HE WOULD POP BY AND VISIT YOUR DAD IN THE HOT TUB.
THEY WOULD SPEND HOURS THERE.
2007-08-25 17:34:19 · answer #10 · answered by Woody Longjammer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋