what's the funniest movie quote ever, mine is...?

Question

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. -Billy Madison

Answer 1

Mine is from an old classic movie, "Some Like It Hot," with Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe.

Acting as women to flee the mobsters in Chicago Jack Lemmon had dressed as a woman; an old, very old, eccentric millionaire played by Joey Lewis, falls in love with Jack Lemmon in drag.

The very last line of the movie is a classic last line.

Joey says to Jack Will you Marry Me? And Jack says, "you don't understand, I am a man!" And Joey's character says, "Well, No Ones Perfect!"

I laugh just thinking about that line.

I like your quote also.

have a great day.

Answer 2

"We'll use red balls" Victor Victoria "You're most kind, in fact, you're every kind!" Victor Victoria "A c*ck. in a frock, on a rock!" Priscilla Queen of the Desert " I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my Father, prepare to die!" The Princess Bride "What did you get from the monster?" Young Frankenstein (Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I found you!)

Answer 3

I like Whoopi Goldberg's line from Jumpin' Jack Flash when she's trying to make a call from a phone booth and the killer chasing her hooks up a tow truck and is dragging the phone booth down the street. She's still talking on the phone trying to get help...

"I'm a little black woman in a big silver box..."

I crack up just thinking about it - the quote's not all that funny without the visual, but once you have it, it sticks with you.

Answer 4

[a visibly distressed T'Pol is trying to convince Archer not to go on a suicide mission]
I don't want you to die! It's not necessary.

It's unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like. Phlox

[Mirror-Phlox to a captured Tholian] Will you kindly die?!

Dr. Jeremy Lucas: You son of a *****!
Dr. Arik Soong: Actually, mother was a chemist.


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Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace.
Ace Ventura: See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

Answer 5

In "Das Boot", the submarine captain decides to test the submarine by taking it to below the maximum safe depth. The pressure gets intense, and bolts start popping on the hull. One strikes a crewman in the upper arm, which starts to bleed profusely. As we are looking at this bleeding, the captain calls for a damage report. The response is "Wasser kommt rein!" which means "Water's coming in!", but the subtitle under this bleeding arm reads "It's leaking badly!"

Answer 6

*From the Breakfast Club*

Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?
John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

My other favorite is from *Meet the Parents*
Greg Focker mentioned milking a cat.... yeah, cos "you can milk anything with nipples.." Jack's reply to this
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Answer 7

I was on a student tour of France in 1957, and we went to a movie. It was "Friendly Persuasion," in English with French subtitles. Halfway through the movie, Gary Cooper is presented with a proposition, and after thinking it over, he replies: "I reckon." However, the American students all burst out laughing over the French subtitle, "Tres bien." It didn't sound much like Coop.

Answer 8

Inigo: you wouldn't happen to have 6 fingers on your right hand?

Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way

the princess bride
another one

Woody: BUZZ, I WAS A YO-YO!!!

Mr. Potato Head (aside): Was?
Toy story 2

Answer 9

'whats normal? those d'amn dawson's creek kids sleeping in each others beds and whatnot? ive got news for you. im down. ive got the 411. and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, no matter how dope his ride is! (aside) my mamma didnt raise no fool!'-bianca's (ooooldddd) dad -10 things i hate about you

Answer 10

Mines is from Hitcher Man, Nicolas Cage says "killing me won't get u ur god(d)am honey"