i began carrying a lucky rabbits foot and no lukc came to me, so to solve this problem i went to the city zoo and stole a leprechaun from the reptile exibhit, it has brought me much luck and fortune but unfortunatley the city zoo tried to sue me so i was forced to slay them all and with all the zooworkers dead all the animals escaped and are now roaming the streets freely, but the problem is that now bears are in congress, the courts are run by pythons, the president is a monkey, and giraffes have the right to vote, what should i do to get these rights back to humans only?
2007-08-25 15:52:54 · 2 answers · asked by Gateway 3 in Health ➔ Optical
Find that leprechaun and get him on the fix.
And stop smoking those funny cigarettes
2007-08-29 10:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Lyn B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, since the human/animal race seems to have reversed outside the zoo, the only thing to do is to reverse it inside the zoo! brong all your friends to the monkey house, beat your chest a couple times, and declare yourself king of the jungle. then make them all bow to you and bring you bananas. the end!
2007-08-26 05:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Treasa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋