Should I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jebus, Chuck Norris or the Invisible Pink Unicorn? And why?
God Bless
2007-08-25 14:33:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No one has said Jebus :(
2007-08-25 14:48:28 · update #1
Whorship me!!
Most Australians do!!
They just don't know it!
2007-08-25 14:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'd recommend militant atheism. It's a tiny little sect that wants to take over the world. They could use all the help they can get, but be warned, they'll never achieve their goal. Either that or I say Chuck Norris all they way, can't go wrong with the Bringer of Death.
2007-08-25 21:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris of course!
Reports of Bigfoot are Chuck Norris with his shirt off, reports of the lochness monster are of Chuck without his pants off! All hail Chuck Norris!
2007-08-25 21:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by memnoch200 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason that you have such a hard time in choosing what religion you should join is because you already have a measure of enlightenment that will not let you be bound to any one doctrine blindly.Look deep within your self and there you will find the answers that you are looking for and remember that the kingdom of God is within you.
2007-08-25 21:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by mikehughes06@yahoo.ca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris
Chuck norris doesn't need to play god because playing is for children.
the movie terminator wasn't really a movie, it was a documentary on Chuck norris' life
2007-08-25 21:48:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? If you really want an organized faith group, then call up your local synagogue, mosque, temple and church of each Christian denomination. Find out when you may attend a service/meeting, and go. Then pray to our Heavenly Father for the answer, and you will be guided.
2007-08-25 21:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by D L R 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is real!
2007-08-25 21:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which one has the best reward and the most severe threat?
If you want a stripper factory and a beer volcano, choose FSMism. If you don't want to be crushed by her all loving hooves, choose IPUism.
2007-08-25 21:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by wondermus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's with all the hate speech against christians? Are you an intolerant, bigoted hate-monger?
2007-08-25 21:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAIL THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN AND CHOOSE NO OTHER PATH!!!! THE UNICORN LIVES WITHIN ALL!!!!!!! FOLLOWERS OF CHUCK NORRIS WORSHIP SATAN!!!111
Haha, thanks. You made me laugh. Good luck with your choice, eh? :D
2007-08-25 21:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel the Atheist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarianism definitely.
Everyone loves them since they don't push beliefs on others or even take religion seriously at all.
2007-08-25 21:39:12 · answer #11 · answered by JapAmerican 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋