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2007-08-25 14:09:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ONE (or, perhaps, several) cracks about Tom Cruise and how Xanax would help keep him off Operah's couches and BAM -- it's like I subscribed to drugs-are-evil weekly!

2007-08-25 14:10:53 · update #1

15 answers

make up your own lists to send them.

something really strange...like the side effects of breathing in the fine particulate matter that jumping on a couch stirs up.

either that or block them.

2007-08-25 14:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Haha. I have a great drug I have to take for OCD that would probably keep him off couches. I guess all you can do is block their email addresses, or just ignore them and delete them.

Tom Cruise really needs some Xanax.

2007-08-25 14:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by thathockeychick23 6 · 1 0

Consider them a competing pharmaceutical company.

If you can't reason your way out of depression, you can either take drugs or get religion.

Personally I think religion has fewer side effects, but I'd go with something inexpensive like Buddhism, Scientology is the new drug so it's still a bit pricey.

JTFR. If tossing junk mail is traumatic for you, you probably need religion or narcotics.
:-o

2007-08-25 14:24:25 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 0 0

You can send them unsolicited advertisements for prescription and patent medicines and scan religious tracts and send to them, proving that prophets and apostles of ancient times under the direction of the Holy Spirit knew more than a Science Fiction author named Ron Hubbard and you can get "clearer" through the inspiration of the Holy Spirit than any of their psychological mumbo jumbo.

2007-08-25 14:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by Gma Joan 4 · 1 0

How do you people keep getting hate mail!?!?
What am I now saying?
I've never even seen a Scientologist. If one came up to me and started talking about side effects I would probably poke him to make sure he's real.

2007-08-25 14:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Send them a list of all the drugs I take and say i am the one your alien god has warned you about! Tee Hee

2007-08-25 14:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by Trickster 6 · 1 0

The same way you handle all the credit card offers.

2007-08-25 14:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That's terrible. But what can we do about any spam? Just delete it and block the sender.

2007-08-25 14:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

E-mail them back disturbing reminders of the people that have died as a result of their religion.
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Scientology/ReleaseForms/Introspection.html
http://www.lisamcpherson.org/
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/JeremyPerkins/
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/

2007-08-25 14:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Jess H 7 · 2 0

Put them in your Spam barrel.

2007-08-25 14:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jane T 3 · 1 0

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