You're a redneck if...?

Question

-You've been married three times and you still have the same in-laws
-You think Taco Bell is a mexican phone company
-Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
-You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
-You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
-You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
-You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
-You and your dog use the same tree.
-Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.
-You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
-The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors
-You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
-You take a six pack cooler to church
-Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
-Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.

I know these arent some of the better ones but star if u like. and feel free to put some on

Answer 1

Heard them before; they are ok!!!

Answer 2

You actually use the Redneck Dictionary for homework

You see a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull up your jeans

You consider a bug zapper and case of beer a good source of entertainment

Your family tree has no branches

Your house has more wheels than your car

You have ever financed a tatoo

You think VOLVO is part of a woman's anatomy

You have mowed the lawn a found a car

People come to your house every day thinking your having a yard sale

your earrings double as fishing lures

you work without a shirt on... and so does your husband

you go to your family reunion to meet women

going to the bathroom at night requires sneakers and a flashlight

You have to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor

If your belt buckle is your second ID

you have bought cigarettes using your parol papers

Answer 3

i substitute into born and grew up in California, then as quickly as we've been given waiting to retire desperate to depart the rat race and flow the place shall we be on the brink of the lake and fishing and in basic terms a very small city ecosystem. So we moved to Oklahoma the place they are announcing they're all rednecks. I got here to realize that some indexed here are damaging and don't have the money for dentists. yet that doesn't cause them to stupid. They have been so variety and help finished and accepting of the droves of human beings shifting to lake Eufaula to retire. They as a rule strengthen farm animals and hogs and hen ranches. they're complicated working u . s . human beings. to no longer some distance from us carry Underwood grew up and prefer most of the different babies they're beneficiant and form human beings. The pink neck image we got here to confirm is merely to be humorous. like the music the place they chase alligators. In Louisiana they do no longer truthfully chase alligators.

Answer 4

if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain-

if you've ever cut your grass and found a car-

if you donate five old tires to The Olympics Commitee, "'cause they burn along time"-

if your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board-

Answer 5

You've ever gone to the ear/nose/throat doctor to have a finger removed.

Answer 6

--you have more couchs outside than inside

----you feed your chickens on the way to the bathroom

---you use the pick-up with the camper shell as a guest room

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Answer 7

if you mother in law successfully tells a cop to kiss her *** without losing the ashes from her cigarette

Answer 8

lol good one, thx for the laugh. star for you. keep them coming ;)

Answer 9

-if you see a sign that says "Say NO to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up

Answer 10

you know which is more: a truck load or a sh**load