Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
Old mathematicians never die, they tend to zero.
Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions.
Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old programmers never die, they just gosub without return.
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
Old publishers never die, they just go out of print.
Old statisticians never die, they just become nonsignificant.
Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
2007-08-25 10:19:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
marvellous
2007-08-25 10:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
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A Member Of The Senate Team In America Was Well Known For Hot Temper. Once In The Office Room He Said "Half Of This Room Are Backstabbbing Cowards". Another Senate Said, "Take That Back Or We Will Fire You" He said "Okay I Take It Back, Half Of This Room Are NOT Backstabbing Cowards"
2007-08-25 10:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kewl Lol
2007-08-25 10:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever and funny to lol xxxx
2007-08-25 19:08:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, food for thought. clever
2007-08-25 10:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice ones. lol
2007-08-25 10:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it befor yet funny
2007-08-25 10:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
v.funny
thx for the laugh!!!
star on the way...
2007-08-25 10:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋