Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Old actuaries never die, they just get broken down by age and sex.
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium.
Old cosmologists never die, they just go to another world.
Old doctors never die, they just loose their patience.
Old dynamicists never die, they just lose their attraction.
Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
Old geologists never die, they just recrystalize.
Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
Old lawyers never die, they just threaten their doctor with malpractice.
2007-08-25 10:17:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more food for thought, very clever and good.
2007-08-25 10:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More Good Ones
Here's Even More
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Teacher: I Hope Everyone Is In Tomorrow Unless You Have A Serious Illness
Student: What Happens If I Told You I Was Tired Of Sexual Exaughtion
**Room In Laughter**
Teacher: Well You'll Have To Write The Test With Your Other Hand.
Hope This Makes You Laugh
2007-08-25 10:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-25 10:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last line is so true...
2007-08-25 10:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by M_S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-25 19:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones thanks for sharing. lol
2007-08-25 10:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋