ok. this pisses me off.?

Question

so there was a question about adam and the breath of life and all that. here is what some annoying prick said:

"Whoa I still don't understand why people believe this crap. Lets debunk this quickly using the bible itself for referance. Adam and eve had two children. Later the two children were said to travel to other villages to find wives. HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN IF ADAM AND EVE CREATED LIFE??? Case closed, have yourself a nice day and try not to believe everything that is said to you."

first off, before i get into this, i dont care if you are athiest and want to rag on the church, because thats your opinion. but if you want to rag about the church, GET YOUR **** STRAIGHT!!!!

now, my rant. adam was made, then eve from his rib, as all christians should know. adam and eve lived over 900 years you stupid prick. they had more than 2 sons, and a hell of a lot of daughters. all of them when they came to age, left home to set up their own villiage and home, im sure.

so all of their kids had kids, and all of those kids found someone and had kids, and more kids, and more. and in 900+ years, there would be a whole lot of freakin people. plus, the bible says that adam and eve were the first people he created. it never says anything about him not making more people on his own. so, i could keep going on about this forever, but im going to stop and just say this :

if you are an athiest, and want to rag on the beliefs of others, get your **** straight before you say anything, or you look even more retarded than you already do.

and by the way, no i am not an uber christian. **** like this just pisses me off.

*i am very stable in my belief.

*explain to me where in the bible it says i cant cuss?

*yeah, it does actually say they lived to be more than 900 tears old, moron. in fact im pretty sure it was somewhere around 930

*BIGGEST ONE
- the point of this wasnt that i hate athiests. it was if you want to rag on something, do your resaserch on the topic so you know what you are saying and have someting to prove it and fall back on. otherwise, youre just blowing smoke out your ***.

*i dont drink coffee. personally i think it tastes horrible. but if you like it, good for you.

*valium and other drugs of that nature have no effect on me. so, that would be pointless.

1.Does the Bible Say Cain and Abel were the First Children of Adam and Eve?
yeah
2.Does the Bible Say Adam and Eve were the First Human Beings on the Earth?
yeah
3.Are there any Dates set by the Bible for Genesis 1:1 and Genesis 1:2 so on.
i dunno. as i said, im not an uber cristian, so i would have to look that up
4.Does the Bible say that GOD Created the Earth and Heavens at the Same Time HE Created Adam and Eve.
no, he created eden first, then adam and eve pissed him off with the whole fruit thing, and he made those and banished them to earth.

o yeah, this was higher up, but somehow i skipped it. that pisses me off because that person was trying to comment on stuff that he/she obviously knew nothing about. and if you know nothing about a subject, you shouldnt be running off about it.

Answer 1

yup, god told Adam to live long and prosperous. in that Adam was the happiest man on earth.

Answer 2

1.Does the Bible Say Cain and Abel were the First Children of Adam and Eve?
2.Does the Bible Say Adam and Eve were the First Human Beings on the Earth?
3.Are there any Dates set by the Bible for Genesis 1:1 and Genesis 1:2 so on.
4.Does the Bible say that GOD Created the Earth and Heavens at the Same Time HE Created Adam and Eve.

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Answer 4

Though I do agree with you about people getting their facts straight, I must stress that this person is trying to get you to think for yourself instead of swallowing scripture. After all, the Bible was created to be an allegory (like Aesop's Fables) and it shouldn't under any circumstance be taken as historically accurate.

Answer 5

Saying the words: sounds like an assumption. Living 900 years really does sum it all up (in my mind)

That was my own very small rant.

Answer 6

Why does that piss you off? What emotion does that trigger for you? Why do you care what a stranger said? Are you that shaky in your beliefs you need to feel threatened? I read all of your explanation...for me it held no logic, but I do not take offense to it. The reason is because I am secure in what I believe. Are you?

Answer 7

Nope. That is not what the bible says at all. If you are going to believe the bible at least have the intellectual honesty to believe it fully.
If you can only believe it by ignoring parts of it then you are really just another hereitic.

Answer 8

...so your entire argument is based on the assumption that Adam and Eve lived to be 900 years old, which makes no sense whatsoever and you know it.

And also, calm down.

Answer 9

adam and eve live for 900 years? ohhhhhhhhhhh, o.k., now I get it. (circles ear with finger and points at Ricky B)

Answer 10

Son, Son, Wow you need a Valium, and switch to decaf.