A guy goes in the middle of a town & announces to everyone that he is God...the people take him to the town's judge & tell him this guy is going round telling everyone he's God & is making trouble & we don't know what to do with him.. the judge summons him & to intimidate him tells him:
"last year a man came to this town & claimed that he was
a prophet of God & I ordered him to be executed..
the guy thought for a moment & replied: " Ah, I'm so glad you did that becuase I did not send him!!"
2007-08-25 10:01:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PS. it's not the best of jokes but I'm very tired tonight!
2007-08-25 10:02:10 · update #1
lmao its a great joke, the guy was delirious...hahaha another star for ya babe. keep em coming....star for you... look for a few more of my jokes i'm posting real soon
2007-08-25 10:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tired? You still made 9/10 and a star.
2007-08-25 17:19:51 · answer #2 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jings, I'm tired too and didnae get that waan!!! Could ye try posting it again tomorrow, when I huv hud a good kip??
2007-08-25 17:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by Angela M 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I completely agree! Not good and deffo not up to your usual standard
2007-08-25 17:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're tired then go to sleep. No need to be here.
2007-08-25 17:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Baptized Disciple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha
2007-08-25 17:05:28 · answer #6 · answered by IRRESISTABLE!!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG-Good One!
2007-08-31 22:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet they don't meet in heaven
2007-09-02 07:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it was pretty good for you being tired and all
2007-08-25 17:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by smile more :) 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2007-08-31 14:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋