We haven't had a good ol fashioned Kool-Aid cult in years...
I miss Waco and the Nike Aliens.... they made the media circus fun to watch...
Is Scientology the "craziest" we can get anymore? It's not CRAZY enough...
I want to see some hillbilly baptists that get into cannibalism as transconfiguration, or maybe some Mormons that build a space shuttle to that planet that God lives on....
THAT would be fun to watch.... what do you think?
2007-08-25 09:43:54 · 4 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Scientologists believe (and I'm not kidding): The evil alien ruler Xenu killed millions of aliens (Thetans) from around the universe by kidnapping them, bringing them to earth in golden DC-8 “space-planes”, stacking them around volcanoes & blowing them up by dropping “h-bombs” into the volcanoes. Scientologists believe the souls of these aliens (these souls are "Body Thetans") were captured, brainwashed & released; they then attached themselves to our ancestors (and according to Scientology’s belief in Thetan immortality, they also attached to us during “past lives”) & cause many of our mental & physical ills to this day. Auditing is said to “clear” us of these Body Thetans as well as the “mental implants” they supposedly impose on our minds.
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/spaink-ot3.html
http://www.spaink.net/cos/essays/atack_ot3.html
http://xenu.net/archive/leaflet/Xenu-Letter.pdf
Not crazy enough for ya?
2007-08-25 13:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope so, they are getting there! Your right, America needs a reality check on zany religions, right now the only crazies we have are the Fred Phelps. Too dangerous for color TV and tabloid talk shows, but more astro-cult bedlam would have Bill O'Reilly and the other phony-controversy instigators somersaulting on their credenzas.
2007-08-25 10:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by razor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that would be pretty coo
2007-08-25 09:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno, we'll have to see what Xenu says about that.:)
2007-08-25 09:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋