An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people who remarked, “What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.”
They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
Moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your @$$ goodbye!
2007-08-25 09:20:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol thanks for the laugh and yeah I agree with you about the moral of the story,but thanks again for the laugh and a star for you.
2007-08-25 09:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, shame about the donkey though
2007-08-25 09:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by nad1as 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Post this in the politics section!
2007-08-25 09:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by The prophet of DOOM 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
Funny moral, "might as well kiss your *** goodbye."
Haha. Funny.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-08-25 09:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor donkey... nice story though
2007-08-25 09:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by HEARTLESS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooo. lucky they were not dumb blondes or else they will be lookin for someone to kiss the @
no offense to blondes just joking
2007-08-25 09:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-08-25 09:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh. star for you. keep them coming ;)
2007-08-25 15:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, that was my donkey pepito.
2007-08-25 09:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the moral lol
2007-08-25 09:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by Bob B 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋