When should I begin pretending to be born again?
2007-08-25 09:16:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
in about 18 years
2007-08-25 09:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by des 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Presidency?
Nominated for being born again?
More sins in the white house than in a out house?
Men or men just that!
Only the spirit of God can change the way one thinks.
Pretending is so simple,now believing that takes strength,and that only comes from God.
Can a man even the President take credit for what God does?
2007-08-25 16:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mentioned "run for president" and "pretend" in the same sentence.
You are admitting to dishonest intent right off the bat.
You ain't smart enough to be president.
I ain't votin' for ya.
2007-08-25 16:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The sooner the better. You should start having visions and epiphanies a couple terms before you run.
2007-08-25 16:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do the most outrageous things you can think of for the next 19 years, then convert.
Fundies love that.
2007-08-25 16:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
AFTER you've done mounds of cocaine, dodged the draft, gotten some DUIs and forced a girl to have a secret abortion.
DUH.
2007-08-25 16:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by Delicious Pear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget about it! The Mayan calender ends in 2012, or haven't you heard?
2007-08-25 16:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if I think you're a born again you won't be getting my votes! Chew on that for a second.
2007-08-25 16:19:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
During the campaigning.
2007-08-25 16:26:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should start now. Politicians are great at digging up dirt about their opponents- you want to be sure to cover your tracks
2007-08-25 16:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by lindsey p 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋