How 'HOT' is it where you are this beautiful Saturday afternoon?

Question

IT'S SO HOT...


.....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.



.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.



......the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.



.....hot water now comes out of both taps.



.....you can make sun tea instantly.



.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.



.....the temperature drops below 95 F and you feel a little chilly.



.....you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.



.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.



.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.



..... you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.



.....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked

out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"



.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is

pull one out and add butter.



.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them

from laying boiled eggs.





* STAY COOL! *

God bless your day<><

Answer 1

That was excellent!! You got me laughing. It's about that sickening hot(and humid) here today!!

And God Bless You, two.

Answer 2

Well seeing that i am in Arizona, the Sunshine state, also known as the desert of the U.S.A.
you'd think it'd be hot, but its really not today. That's because it rained, which is another shocker. We've had high temps all week, but today its 88, and it feels like 95.
So not too hot.
God Bless!

Answer 3

IT IS SO HOT,
that I put a coat on to keep from freezing to death.
IT IS SO HOT,
the the sun is hiding behind the clouds
IT IS SO HOT.
that the furnace came on by accident.
IT IS SO HOT.
that the wind is blowing on the Ocean to cool it down.
IT IS SO HOT,
that a cup of coffee would go good right now.
IT IS SO HOT ,
that my wife pulled the blankets over her head.
IT IS SO HOT,
she has three dogs in the bed with her.
IT IS SO HOT,
the fog is rolling in,
IT IS SO HOT,

NOT,
the Oregon coast is lovely this time of year.

Answer 4

95 here at the NJ shore, although being 300 feet from the Atlantic there is a bit of an ocean breeze. Ocean water was refreshing, but a bit rough; might as well enjoy it ... labor day weekend is next weekend, summertime goes too fast!

Answer 5

Your humor has made a blessing in my day.

In southern NJ, it is 95 with a heat index of 105 and the humidity is ridiculous. I change to shorts and a clean shirt just so I would have something absorbent to further sweat in.

But, I grit my teeth (which are also sweating) and claim, "This is the day that the Lord has made. I will rejoice and (sweat?) be glad in it."

Our poor little pug - they are built more for cooler climates. I would shave him, but who wants to see a fat little naked pug - eeeewwwww.

Answer 6

carry a automobile wash--for unfastened or for money--regardless of if it is in basic terms for all your mom and dad' care in basic terms. Volunteer to assist clean up a park or a sea coast or another public section. Volunteer to stroll the canines on the SPCA. choose for a hike someplace and notice what number birds (timber, plant life, bugs, and so on.) you are able to hit upon. Wash the canines. Paint the residing house. Wash the residing house windows (do a stable job, no one likes finding with the aid of streaky residing house windows). placed a flower on each and all the markers on the cemetary. manage a stroll-a-thon for some charity.

Answer 7

Actually it is a cool 78! It has been 98 or so the last few days.

It is so hot that when I need boiling water, I put the pot outside. (sorry I couldn't think of anything better).

Answer 8

God bless you too. You just made my day. In sunny Southern California-it's a respectable 90 degrees. This is a lot better than our ususal 105-which it was last week. Allow me to paraphrase something-If summer ends-can fall be far behind?

Answer 9

100 degrees, Baltimore, Maryland, hot enough to fry eggs on the ground. :-) Have a Bless Day

Answer 10

Your question post was really funny but it was too long! give other people a chance to come up with something!!!!!!

Here in the UK it's 9PM on a beautiful and balmy August evening and it's so hot, the fireflies are taking a night off!

Answer 11

Nice ocean layer of clouds, sun just breaking thru. cool ocean breeze. temp about 75 degrees in so. cali. @ 12:59 in the afternoon..have a groovy day