What meat dish can i serve up to most offend them.
2007-08-25 08:02:47 · 41 answers · asked by H.A.L 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I'm liking the road kill idea Sabrin, should be sone nice fresh ones there in the morning to.
2007-08-25 08:11:39 · update #1
Bit short notice for freshly clubbed seal First Ascent, will the one i got defrosting do?
2007-08-25 08:13:01 · update #2
Freshly clubbed seal
2007-08-25 08:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
mmmm all that sounds sturdy... right here is what identity do along with your aspects; Pita bread wrap with feaux rooster, avocado unfold (mush it up and combine it with garlic and lemon, salt and pepper) then slice tomatoes and lettuce and onion to place with it. cut back up some carrots into sticks to consume as a snack. Take an apple chopped up, it is greater convenient this way so which you don;t could do away with the middle, plus you will come across out if there are worms in it till now you consume it. Oreos are vegan! Yay! i could take 3 oreos wrapped in clingwrap. And a bottle of water. I in ordinary terms ever drink water and in some circumstances fruit juice. yet to each and each their very own, in case you like something with style deliver juice, yet make confident it isn;t reconcentrated because of the fact it ability much less actual juice and greater water and sugar. sturdy success!
2016-12-16 05:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they're vegan's, don't even show 'em your meat. Lol sorry, I had to. Anyways, try making some tofu burgers or even fallafel's. Great vegan meals and not half bad. I'm 110% carnivore, but I actually like these vegan dishes. Try it and maybe you'll get their stamp of approval and some nookie for making the parents smile. Good luck man. =)
2007-08-25 08:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by Pontius 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you dislike your girlfriend so much as to try to ruin your relationship with her by insulting her parents, why not cut out the middleman and simply kick your girlfriend in the stomach right now, and get it overwith? She'll leave you just the same, and you won't have her parents ganging-up on you with her.
I know if I had a boyfriend like you and you treated my folks that way, I'd take you out into the back yard and use you as a target for my bullwhip practicing.
2007-08-25 08:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would suggest you serve crow. It is the most offensive. on the other hand if you chose to exercise a little constraint, you might try using etiquette to make your GUEST comfortable. If you cannot do this, perhaps they should not be a GUEST.
Realize that if you offend them, you will likely offend your girlfriend as well.
2007-08-25 08:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by Dr weasel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beef steak cooked "Blue"........ yeah, nice and bloody.
And ask her mum if the meat is OK or would she like something harder? (Whilst grabbing your own crotch in a Michael Jackson stylee)
If that doesn't offend them enough, half way through the meal tell them how you are fuc£ing their daughter in all orifices.
The Job's a good 'un!
I can't believe some people took your question seriously!
2007-08-25 09:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Create a stuffing mixture out of veal, prime steak, pork, venison, rabbit and a partridge. Put your naked girlfriend on a large platter, with the stuffing in her womens bits, serve on the table then lick it off her muff whilst inserting a large pork sausage into your rectum.
2007-08-26 13:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A roasted pig on a spit with the apple in the mouth? Failing that, a large bloodied steak usually works!
2007-08-25 08:06:44 · answer #8 · answered by bigscary_monster 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haggis! (not sure the spelling) It's a Scotish dish that uses a sheep stomach stuffed with meats, cabbage and all kinds of nasty stuff. Or you can serve, Capedseile. (Cap-ed-zeel) It's a boiled lamb head.
2007-08-25 08:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by FRANKFUSS 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Serve them a nice blue steak
2007-08-27 07:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋