2007-08-25 07:46:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ok, I know I'm not suppose to laff at this , but it IS funny..
to my way of thinking, claymore mines are much like painted rocks.....
you know....
Gladys: "Harv... it's Saturday! get out there and paint those rocks!"
Harv: "Awwww... Glad, sweetums, I just painted them last week...."
Gladys: "HARVY! you painted them YELLOW! I wanted PINK!"
heeheehee
blessings :)
2007-08-25 08:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
no need to anything so drastic people, all you have to do is politely ask them to be placed on their 'do not call' list. And they won't bother you for I think about a year, then, if they come back after that, just keep asking to be placed on the list.
They are not interested in wasting their time with people who do not want what they are giving freely.
2007-08-25 14:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love to see them come,
that is the day that, in my senility,
I forget to pick up the dog poop, in the walkway,
and I watch out the window to see how many they can step in.
when the finally make it to the door, I ask them in.
for some reason they always refuse.
then I ask them to pray to Jesus with me.
for some reason they don't come back so often anymore.
but I do miss having the company.
for they are such sweet polite people.
2007-08-25 15:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Double Diamond, A Double Diamond works wonders.
2007-08-25 14:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like placing them in sets of three that are wired together. It gives you a good chance of taking out both at the same time (as the usually walk side–by-side). But you cannot set them too shallow or their bicycles will accidentally trigger them.
2007-08-25 15:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha!!!
(Claymore's are claymore's, mines are mines--go IN the Ground)
2007-08-25 14:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Walking Dude is right. Go Jack Bauer on them. I'm getting ready my syringe, my 4 cc's of torture and my shouting voice. Let's see if they wanna come back here again.
2007-08-25 15:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by Cassandra 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
in the shape of a pentacle. that way, they will inevitably step on one, there are lots of lines and circles and stuff on a good, fancy, complicated pentacle, and talk about poetic justice!
amen brother
2007-08-25 15:09:17 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mines? Go Jack Bauer on their asses!
2007-08-25 14:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by The Walkin' Dude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just hang a sign above your door that says "Satan bless this home"
2007-08-25 18:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by Nea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋