Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette & the owner lets him take a look at it. Then he gets on his moped, the other guy gets into his 'Vette, & they both leave the parking lot. The guy in the Corvette decides to show off & race out of the parking lot. He stops at a stop light. Enjoying his music he looks out the window & sees the guy on the moped flying by at about 80 mph! He can't believe a moped can go that fast! So he races up to the guy on the moped & passes him again to show how fast he can go. At the next stop light, the guy on the moped speeds by once more. Finally, the Corvette & moped stop at the same stop light.
"How the hell did you go past me so fast like that?" the guy in the Corvette asks.
The guy on the moped, all flushed & pale, looks at the man & says, "MY SUSPENDERS ARE CAUGHT IN YOUR CAR DOOR!!!!!"
2007-08-25 07:03:18 · 3 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent work:) I was burtsing out laughing once more this morning:):)
Thanks for a good lol:)
Rags37:)
2007-08-26 04:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....thats hilarious......that woulda scared the crap outta me lol
2007-08-25 14:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-25 14:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋