...... Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Claire-Lee and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He became quite besotted with Claire-Lee and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn’t do anything with Claire-Lee while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with Claire-Lee.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn’t bring himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing…
“I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone”
2007-08-25 05:56:24 · 10 answers · asked by $Sun King$ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you liked that musical joke, you might like this one.
An angel who was very well liked in heaven was given a chance to vacation on Earth. St. Peter went to the angel and said, "You've been doing a great job here, you have one of the best voices in the choir and your harp playing is second to none. God says you may have a pass to go back to Earth and engage in your favourite activity. She said, "wow, it's been so long, but my favourite thing was to dance, I knew a man named Stanley Frann who owned a dance hall, but he died many years ago, I wish I could go there to dance. St. Peter said, "According to our records the dance hall is still there but it's operated by his grandson, Samuel Frann who has converted it into a discotheque, you can still go there if you like. So harp in hand the angel went to Earth for her vacation. Two weeks later she returned but without her instrument. St. Peter said did you forget something?" She said Oh No!, I left my harp in Sam Frann's Disco!"
2007-08-25 06:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It took awhile to get it because I had another song in mind.lol
2007-08-25 13:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by Eudora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh! Now I have that song stuck in my head!
2007-08-25 13:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's stupid.&& it's not even a joke.That's the worst way to even get rid of a girlfriend anyways.
2007-08-25 13:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha kinda mean but very funny!!!
star 4 u!
2007-08-25 13:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xD ha ha that was hilarious I'm giving you a star!
2007-08-25 13:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by ○•Picasso•○ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats alright. its funny and cool at the same time.
2007-08-25 13:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sad! but its pretty witty.
2007-08-25 13:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by ms.smilez66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you shrinking?
2007-08-25 13:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got it! that is hilarious! you get a star good job!
2007-08-25 13:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by Kayla Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋