One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "no why?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately $hit my pants!"
2007-08-25 01:12:53 · 19 answers · asked by kelly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's the first time I have heard that, but it is so funny that I'm sure it will be repeated.
2007-08-31 07:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
funny
=)
starred
2007-08-25 01:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come out brown for laughing
2007-08-30 23:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by TWOBOB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before. So so funny. lol
2007-08-25 02:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! never heard of jokes that funny for a long time!!!
2007-08-25 01:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by Crappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny âº
2007-08-25 01:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is some funny ****
2007-08-25 01:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
+++++funny+++++++
2007-08-31 21:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i heard a similar one to that
2007-08-25 02:15:12 · answer #9 · answered by Ratchet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke
2007-08-25 01:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋