2007-08-25 00:52:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment ➔ Other - Careers & Employment
oh, i'm here already....ugh
2007-08-25 00:59:42 · update #1
Just take an old newspaper crinkle it nicely up pour some nail polish onto it, set it on fire, step on top of your desk and hold it under the smoke-alarm. It'll set of the sprinkler-system, pack your stuff and hurry home. Also you got wet, you might go on your way home to a wet t-shirt contest, I'll catch you there and vote for you of course.
2007-08-25 01:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're unhappy working at your current job, I suggest you look for another which will permit you to have the weekend off. A friend has a job where she likes to work on Saturday because she has every Monday off. This allows her to shop and visit the beach when most people are working. She says she gets a lot done in a minimum amount of time. I'm sure you're not intellectually challenged, so go ahead and make a decision that will satisfy your life style. Good luck.
2007-08-25 08:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No!
Retards are not stupid enough to work on a Saturday.
2007-08-25 08:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by Feeling Mutual 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im sure there are other retards working today. This retard brought her work home...augh,damn paperwork
2007-08-25 10:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just off...
(of work...9 to 6 am shift...it's still Friday night to me...)
Which means there's still time to hose down the barn door...and plow through the bean field...in the broom closet...during your half hour lunch...plenty of time...
2007-08-25 08:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about everybody else but I'm off. To play the grand piano.
2007-08-25 14:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well yes, frankly we all thought it would be good for you. lol Not sure what everyone else is doing today, but I'm going to the lake! see ya
2007-08-25 08:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by Alterfemego 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you consider mastubating work, then no...this retard is working also.
2007-08-25 10:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call out sick. I'm sure they won't even care (tell your co-worker you are going out for coffee and just go home)
2007-08-25 07:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope...i'm working too. :P
But I am looking for another job. Yes, while I am at work!
2007-08-25 08:47:52 · answer #10 · answered by Sassafrass 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋