When evolutionists have family reunions, do they go to the zoo and invite chimps?
2007-08-25 00:41:02 · 17 answers · asked by joseph r 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol!! probably, and the reason being they think that they will eventually evolve into humans, NOT.
2007-08-25 00:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kiwigal247 2 · 2⤊ 6⤋
nicely, that's no longer very wonderful now is it ---- i think of the chimp and the human have ninety seven% matching DNA -- i assume which potential you're on the subject rely of them style of like a fox and a wolf are appropriate. Riddle me this oh smart one --- If each thing occurs for a reason then why are there toddler molestors interior the worldwide? Why are there ravenous human beings? All part of God's plan or what? some style of try? Has each physique on your loved ones ever killed a mouse? How a pair of computer virus? substitute into the creature trespassing? How's that conceivable? substitute into God on the valuables settlement once you obtain your place? Nope, constructive wasn't. which potential the valuables does not belong to you. It nonetheless belongs to God. which potential you're trespassing and not the creature. Oh yeah, I forgot -- we additionally killed a set of community human beings to take over this land. i assume it somewhat is happy with God too. you're trespassing on their land and you're killing God's creatures, to no longer point out, residing in a house that adjust into equipped out of organic recources. how many residing timber have been used to construct that priceless residing house you call residing house? Why do all religious human beings think of their faith is the superb one? If the earth is as youthful as you assert it is, why are there fossils older than that? If worldwide warming isn't actual then why is the ice melting? If the ice is melting then why could God do this. If God controls the climate then why could God enable it to kill human beings. Oh yeah, I forgot, all part of the plan. Believing in some thing does not make it actual --- Our in basic terms fact is loss of existence and then darkness yet i'm going to in no way have the excitement of proving that to you. strengthen up mister offended christian. i'm nonetheless smiling. Are you? HA HA HA HA HA
2016-11-13 09:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by tine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When evolutionists have family reunions, do they go to the zoo and invite chimps?"
Not this year. Your mother's side of the family couldn't make it so we canceled.
:D
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2007-08-25 01:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow such a well thought out and eloquently written question.
We enjoy laughing at your one branch family tree.
2007-08-25 00:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
no, that's silly. we would also have to invite the whole human race which is hardly practical. why do you even bother if this is the best you can do?
2007-08-25 00:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
This is why I keep coming back; I'm always guaranteed of at least one FundieFool making a fool of himself.
Keep it up; you're making an old man happy.
Thank YOU!
:)
2007-08-25 00:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Do you remember this question? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhQBqiPwojcXQtmTOV6s6.nsy6IX?qid=20070824033125AAilemH
Still no sign of you asking any intelligent questions. The search party is about to abandon the quest.
2007-08-25 01:12:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
We sure do!
You've got some good, convincing, intelligent arguments here. I might as well desert my ape family and reunite with the lord. Thanks for the enlightenment!!!
2007-08-25 00:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
No , we don't have family reunions, we have no friends, we have no life because we don't accept God. We live in little caves. And...we're going to burn in hell...... *drink*
2007-08-25 00:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, and christians too amongst others.
2007-08-25 00:48:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
They are your relatives too, whether you choose to accept that or not.
2007-08-25 00:56:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋