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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2007-08-24 22:37:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Very funny

2007-08-24 22:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

heheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehe, thats funny and no offence taken for being a blonde..... by the looks of it we really do have more fun....

2007-08-24 23:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol heard before but funny

2007-08-24 22:46:39 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1 0

are these the 3 ○ ○ ○ .lol

2007-08-24 22:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

lmfaooooooo. have u heared this one .

blonde : honey why doesnt god answers our prayer??

husband : coz honey everytime u invite your another blonde friend to pray for us .

2007-08-24 22:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

haha! that's 1 i've never heard before!

2007-08-24 22:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by mean cats mama 6 · 1 0

i have heard before but its a joke and not everyone has ..well done

2007-08-24 22:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Conan 2 · 1 0

lol

2007-08-24 23:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by x-xemzy_babyx-x 3 · 0 0

Nice one. thanks.

2007-08-25 00:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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