This bloke is in our pub in Temple Bar, really drunk. Some lads decide to be good Samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times. They ring the bell, and the bloke's wife looks livid. One of them says: "Here's your husband, Missus! Safe and sound." And the wife says: "Yeah right. Now where the hell is his wheelchair?"
It's New Year's Day in Dublin, and this Baskerville font walks into a pub, goes up to the barman and says: "A pint of stout please." Nervously, the barman serves up the pint. After half a dozen pints, the barman goes to where the Baskerville font is standing by the counter and says: "We don't see many of your type around here." The font replies: "I'm not surprised at five euros a bleedin' pint."
2007-08-24 21:42:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha never heard of them before. Thanks.
2007-08-24 21:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-08-25 04:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not a irish joke but its good.
Black man goes into a bar with a PARROT on is shoulder.
the Barman says``Where the bloody hell did you get that from``? so the Parrot say`s ``AFRICA THERES BLOODY LOADS OF THEM``
2007-08-25 04:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Good ones ha! ha! ha! keep it up.....
2007-08-25 04:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋