10 reasons computers must be Males
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
2 kindergarten kids were fighting and saying to each other :-
"Yo mamma so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince"
"Yo mamma so poor she waves around a popsickle stick and calls it air-conditioning."
"Yo mama so ugly she took one look at the sun and it hide behind a cloud"
and there mama's came and ground them for a year..hope you like em.
2007-08-24
21:28:43
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if you dont like em dont talk crap on my question if you dont like it that close it..if you like it you can give me a star : )
2007-08-24
21:29:23 ·
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