" I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg
2007-08-24 18:30:27 · 3 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”
2007-08-24 18:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yes, there's a slim chance, but i'd like to use him as my holy guardian angel if you don't mind lol. we're trying to promote smacky the frog.
2007-08-24 18:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by luvjeska 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That guy was funny. Too bad he's dead.
2007-08-24 18:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋