My fav. A hunting sticker that had birds on it and said: If it flies it dies!
Best runner up:
Earthlings suck!
2007-08-24 17:41:07 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The closer you get, the slower I drive.
I'm tired of all this Bushit.
LOOK OUT! I drive just like you.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
2007-08-24 17:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Red 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hypocrites Against Bumper Stickers!
2007-08-24 17:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Wanderer 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've seen a few absolutely great ones on my way to concerts, here are a few I love:
1. Your body would look good in my trunk.
2. When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
3. Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
4. Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
5. Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
6. Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
2007-08-24 18:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Alley S. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is short. So buy the shoes!
This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
2007-08-25 14:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush's Assasination Date
1.27.09
2007-08-24 17:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once put a bumper sticker on my Friends truck that said I LOVE CHICKS WITH *****.
2007-08-24 17:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by scooter281 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it."
I love anti-bumper sticker bumper stickers. The irony.
Read the rest for yourself.
http://www.bumperart.com/Bumper+Stickers....htm
2007-08-24 17:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by The GMC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the left hand corner of a rear window: Mean people suck.
In the right hand corner of the same window: Nice people swallow.
2007-08-24 17:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought one that says, "I hate bumper stickers." I gotta laughs from people with that one.
2007-08-24 17:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by Ricky 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is the one that reads:
"Madness takes its toll,
Please have exact change"
Of course the one that says:
"New Orleans,
Surrounded by water,
Protected by dikes,
Serviced by ferries"
comes in a close second (you need to read that one out loud for the full effect though.... )
2007-08-24 17:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋