When you drive into a restaurant parking lot, and someone cuts you off and steals the last only parking spot,?

Question

a. leave and find somewhere else to eat
b. drive around and around waiting for the next available space
c. go to the nearest fast food take out and leave all the greasy wrappers undern the jerk's windshield wiper blades.
d. double park behind jerk's car, sit next to him in restaurant and start sneezing and blowing your nose every 30 seconds

Answer 1

Revenge is tempting, and the person really does deserve some punishment, but honestly, the best thing to do is forget about it and move on with your evening. People who can blow things off and who don't hold grudges are always happier.

One time this arrogant jerk in a Cadillac cut me off to steal my great parking space at the mall, at Christmastime no less. I parked farther away, and I was so pissed off I told my friend who was with me to key up the guy's Cadillac on our way into the store. I didn't think he'd do it, but he did. He keyed the crap out of this guy's entire driver's side. That was 10 years ago, and I can honestly say I've always regretted it, even though I didn't do it myself. Just making the suggestion and having someone follow it makes me feel like a creep. I don't want to get cut off, but I don't want to feel bad about the type of person I am either.

Someone is always willing to be the jerk. There are fewer and fewer people around who are willing to be gracious and kind. I like myself better when I'm the latter, even though it's hard sometimes. Face it, some people are just begging you to beat them senseless with a baseball bat. I'm still learning to accept it as a part of life.

Answer 2

At a previous work place, we often pranked each other. One innocent (meaning no permanent damage) prank was to put vaseline under the door handle of other's cars. No real harm done but very gratifying. Other gratifying but no harm done pranks: rainbow magnets or other graphic magnets (so long as you are not in the south). Even just writing the note saying: You're a jerk for stealing spots. - that can be gratifying. But really, you have to be able to let these things go -- you'll probably never teach the other a lesson unless confronted right then and there. They usually aren't the ones to put 2 and 2 together - so revenge is only for self gratification, which means do things that won't leave remorse.


All in all - it's rare to teach these jerks a lesson, so unless you are prepared to go all the way (trying to teach a lesson), just do what makes you feel good ;)

Answer 3

I'm not going to any fast food joint. I'd write JERK all over his windshield. Do you know how hard it is to get lipstick off? I did this to someone who took the last spot at the movies.
In this case I would drive around until I found a spot and go inside and wait to see how he reacts when he leaves the restaurant. It's worth the wait.

Answer 4

Wow. Yeah i might so difficulty. Even tho she replaced right into a foul man or woman i may be very disturbing. If i've got been you i might call some pals or relatives of hers and ask if she is effective and in the event that they have seen her. If no longer i might clarify each little thing. it incredibly is gonna be complicated for them to have self assurance you whether it incredibly is what you ought to do. Do you already know any of the people she replaced into with interior the automobile parking zone? in that case i might ask them too in the event that they observed something or in the event that they did something. in the event that they deny each little thing and play dumb then you definately can notably plenty asume they did it. If i've got been you i might try my toughest to get entangled and can be Jane will commence liking you extra suited and you wont be enemies. yet you under no circumstances understand, it ought to all be acted and Jane only desires to freak you out and make you sense undesirable. whether thats so be mature approximately it.

Answer 5

I have insurance. I'd wait for him to go into the restaurant then drive into the side of his car. Back up and slam into it again. Break his windshield with a tire iron and let the air out of his tires. Then do A.

Answer 6

Hmmm, C but probably something worse than greasy wrappers under the windshield wiper blades.

Answer 7

Point them out to the waiter and tell them it's his/her birthday or their anniversary. Some restaurants get the wait staff to sing!
I did it to a friend of mine on the way out. I told the receptionist it was his 50th birthday. The next day he told me that the ODDEST thing happened to him at the restaurant. Oh, he didn't know I was there as I was way on the other side and saw him come in.

Answer 8

If it was obvious you were going to park there, such as you were waiting for the car there to pull out and you had your blinker going, and someone zips in and takes the parking spot he is rude.

I would do B. I would also leave a note telling him what he did was rude and in return you did something to his car so he will remember his rudeness forever. (Do not do anything.) It will drive him nuts trying to find out what was done.

Answer 9

Pray for my enemy as Jesus said to do. Also,do good to the person if the opportunity presents itself, whether that person reciprocates or not. Also, God himself will reward us sooner or later for even the minutest, small, kind thing we do for someone. I don't want to become like that person which is what happens to a person when they don't forgive. If we don't forgive, we become bitter, angry, & mean which is dangerous for our mental & emotional health. Jesus said that if we don't forgive others, He won't forgive us. This is not easy to do but, He will give us the ability to do the impossible. Jesus said that the best thing to do is to overcome evil with good. The book says that at the end of the story God (We) the loving & humble, win out against evil.

Answer 10

I choose E:

Let the air out of all their tires and drag my key down both sides of the jerk's car.