My Testicles, Can I sell them?????

Question

I am almost 19 and I have been shy around girls ever since I can remember. I was never able to tell any of my crushes how I felt or ask them out or anything. I am going to college this fall and never had a girlfriend or even a first kiss, I am way to shy to even approach girls. . I just dont feel that women are attracted to me. I dont know why. I am really athletic and built, I am good looking I think never been told otherwise, kind honest and respectful, pretty smart, can have fun doing just about anything, but I just feel like I am unattractive for some reason. I dont know how to stop the shyness either, even the few girls I knew was still shy around them. So I was wondering if I dont need my Testicles can I sell them, I want to become antisexual and have no attraction towards woman cuz they dont towards me. Or if you know any other way to become antisexual please tell me?????????????

HOW much could I Sell my testicles for?????????????????????

could I sell them to the hospital like organ donation or something

I mean I aint gonna sell them unless I can get some pretty good money
This is no joke if I found somewhere that gave me good money they would be gone

Serious just throw a number out there, gotta be worth some money anyway

I already gave up on woman so thats got nothing to do with this question, JUst asking how much I can get

Answer 1

when you cut them off could you video tape it and post it on crazyshit.com? I wanna watch.

Answer 2

It's actually illegal to sell body parts. Many people have tried to sell a kidney, etc. on eBay and have found themselves in trouble for doing so. The problem is, if you allow people to sell body parts, then nobody will donate their organs, and so the only people who will get organ transplants are the rich. Having said that, just because it is illegal doesn't mean it's never happened before or will never happen again. Trying to find a buyer, however, will most likely land them in jail.

Answer 3

Hold onto those puppies because life has a way of turning. I wish I could fast forward a couple of years so I could say "See, I told you so." Eventually what you are going to decide is that you are sick and tired of being lonely. It happened to me when I saw some butt ugly guy walking around with a pretty gal. I was your age too and the same way. You learn to flirt. You learn to take risks. You learn how to take rejection---------or you embrace your cowardice.

Be bold. Those girls can't eat you. You'll find that confidence is the secret to how the butt ugly guys land the beautiful girls. It really doesn't matter how good you look.

Answer 4

You don't have to go that far, suppose you
did sell them, then a pretty lady fell in love
with you, then what would you do ??
You are going though a fear of rejection
phase, you're afraid of rejection, embarrassment
the whole nine yards. You have to have faith in
yourself, so maybe some girls will reject you
but others won't, we all go though this phase
in life. Everybody loves a winner, but when you
lose, you lose alone. Embarrassment is the
enemy, you are afraid of exposing yourself
to the people around you, nobody likes to be
embarrassed, but it is part of life, don't let it
control your life. if your find yourself in a boy
and girl situation, ask her for a date, if she
says no you won't DIE, ask the next girl out.
You are just 19 in time you will look back on
this and laugh. Stand up & Do It.

Answer 5

Don't go crazy. You seem normal (with exceptions), so I wouldn't sell any vital organs lol. You are not alone. There are some other dudes (and women) who've never been in a relationship too. And yeah, i'm sure it will be weirdness going to college like that, but hey, in college you're supposed to have fun and study muchos. Relationships you can ponder about later. Its the beginning of your career!

Answer 6

So, lets pretend that you cut them off and sold them. Then, along comes a really nice,good looking lady,that is really attracted to you. Now you cant have her cause you dont have the balls. If I were you, I'd think about this alot more before cutting off any parts of your body.You never know what the future holds for you. The love of caring woman is well worth waiting for.

Answer 7

seriously man- you dont wanna do that.
watch on vh1 the show the pick-up artist
its about all these guys who have never had sex (some of them have never even kissed a girl and one is 45!)
there is some guy that teaches them the way to meet girls. you can watch the show just if you want comfort knowing there are other people out there like you or if you wanna learn some pointers yourself.
anyway youre going to college! go to some parties! you will meet plenty of drunk girls who think you are very attractive

Answer 8

Don't cut off any part of your body because of shyness or girls...You can be asexual and still have your testicles.If you really want your testicles removed ...science may pay upward $50,000 perhaps more. Or you could donate them to The MWB club.....men without balls.I'm going to star your question and see what my contacts have to say about this.

Answer 9

maybe women arent attracted to you because you ask questions like this?
LOL, anyway, 1 should cost atleast $160
the other one is half off, so you do the math. Also it depends on how much sperm they'll be able to provide...you can sell the sperm as a free gift to come with the testicles. enjoy your money .

Answer 10

go to bed little man, its late.

as you get older you will learn that you only need testicles for reproduction after puberty.

to become antisexual, just keep posting these questions, women will stay away.

Answer 11

Why sell them to just one person? Have a webcam show showing yourself cutting them off and then EAT THEM. I bet you'll make a fortune.