A lot of times when I drive or fly somewhere by balls get all funky. If there was a 12 volt ball scrubber that would wash and polish my balls while traveling I could arrive fresh and clean. Seems like it would be a good invention.
2007-08-24 16:59:48 · 4 answers · asked by Ron S 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Ooops sorry, this was meant to go in the golf section.
2007-08-24 17:10:49 · update #1
Just make sure that you shave very well down there and buy a can of tuna and a cat. Rub some tuna oil down there and let the cat's tongue scrub away.
Caution, there are the distinct possibilities that this could result in hysterical laughter and/or yelps of pain (if the cat decided to bite instead of lick)!
Good luck!
2007-08-24 17:05:38 · answer #1 · answered by mgctouch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a potential candidate for a Darwin Award.
2007-08-24 17:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You actually have the BALLS to ask us that? What kind of a dick are you? It's a hairy problem, I know, but one I thought was only confined to sea men.
2007-08-24 17:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat's a ball scrubber? LQTMS
2007-08-24 17:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by Gunslinger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋