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I am going to the rest room, excuse me.

OR

I need to take a massive dump, where's the can?

the first one is a little more polite i think

2007-08-24 15:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just say "I'm gonna step to the Ladies' Room for a sec. I'll be right back.

2007-08-24 15:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by packerswes4 5 · 0 0

"Time to punish the porcelain."

"I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it"

"Uh oh, that wasn't just a fart."

"Whew, squeezed it back in, but it's time to make a deposit."

"I wonder if I'm still sober enough to piss standing up. I'm going to try."

2007-08-24 15:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by rohak1212 7 · 0 0

Natures calling and im answering.

2007-08-24 15:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by Ecl 2 · 0 0

EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO POWDER MY NOSE.
EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM.
WHAT WRONG WITH JUST SAYING EXCUSE ME, AND FINDING BATHROOM. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MEET THE PARENTS OR THE PRESIDENT.?

2007-08-24 15:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by CEYISHA S 4 · 0 0

i need to go practice my "intestinal yoga"!

2007-08-24 15:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by bratt 4 · 0 0

NATURES CALLING

2007-08-24 15:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by WannabeyourAccomplice 2 · 0 0

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