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will some saved people get sucked into jet engines?

2007-08-24 15:42:34 · 11 answers · asked by inbetweendays 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Only if they're wearing a cape.

2007-08-24 15:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 6 0

Didn't anyone tell you, the rapture happened last week. Jesus came and took all the worthy people to heaven.

All the Buddhists are gone.

Love and blessings Don

2007-08-24 22:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Sucked right in and spit right out the other side to resume the rapture flight.

2007-08-24 22:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by guitarrman45 7 · 1 0

No
the rapture will happen in the twinkling of an eye when Gods people (true christians) will be taken from this earth, dead and alive, all remaining will be left behind with the chaos!

may god bless and keep you

2007-08-24 23:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by debra g 2 · 0 2

No, people aren't going to start floating during the rapture, all true Christians will simply no longer be, all morality will disappear, and society will become chaos. People will be raping, killing, stealing anything they want.

2007-08-24 22:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I saw this on some reality show, I think, but that was on an aircraft carrier.

Praise Jeebus, it's a sign from Gawd! Hyuck hyuck!

2007-08-24 22:50:23 · answer #6 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 0 0

the new Airbus model could suck up a whole flock of Christians.

2007-08-24 22:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Saved explains it all, you may laugh now but you better wisen up or it's eternity in you know where.

2007-08-24 22:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by Steiner 6 · 0 2

Another fable.

2007-08-24 22:49:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

I don't know... Why don't you ask god?

2007-08-24 22:50:59 · answer #10 · answered by Argent 4 · 1 0

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