1 his favorite color was clear
2he would always wait at the airport for his boat to arrive
3 he thought manual labor was the president of mexico
4 he was outstanding in his own field
5 if anybody has anymore they want to add feel free,thats all i can think of at this time,best one gets 10 points
2007-08-24 15:04:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
2007-08-24 15:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by D. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funnny!!! It went, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10" It made it seem like you were the guy who was so dumb! here's a star, babe.
2007-08-24 22:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by Miz Gorgeous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he thought firemen start fires
he sat on the tv to watch the couch
he took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
he stared at the frozen orange juice because it was labelled "concentrate"
he failed to die jumping off a building cos he lost his way to the ground.
he kept returning to the letter box cos his computer read "you have mail"
he had the biggest penis in his kindergarden because he was 28.
2007-08-24 22:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by caroline 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I knew this guy that was soooo stupid! that
he thought a quarterback was a refund
he thought the 99cent store was worth 99cents
he laughed at my bad jokes
if you asked him for the time, he would say "One time at band camp....."
he thought "hit me baby one more time" was a song about abuse......
ok that was my best for today. some of it was original material. :-P
2007-08-24 22:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by MATTinAZ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he could water a Mellon but couldn't tune a fish
thanks for the laugh
heres a star
2007-08-24 22:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He visited china to get some mexican food.
2007-08-24 22:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6.he would say "yellow" when he picked up the phone,cuz he didnt speak English
2007-08-24 22:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he lives in a glass house with no windows
2007-08-24 22:07:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jackie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know this guy who was so dumb, he fell in love with shawdow girl who doesn't think your jokes are funny !
2007-08-24 22:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would watch time and space.
2007-08-24 22:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by ShadowX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋